BKMT READING GUIDES
The Housewife Assassin's Handbook (The Housewife Assassin Series) (Volume 1)
by Josie Brown
Published: 2011-05-13
Paperback : 286 pages
Paperback : 286 pages
0 members reading this now
0 club reading this now
0 members have read this book
0 club reading this now
0 members have read this book
Murder. Suspense. Romance. And some handy Household tips.
IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
All I really needed to know about being a freelance assassin I learned before my youngest daughter, Trisha, started kindergarten.
I've come to that realization as I lay naked and ...
IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
All I really needed to know about being a freelance assassin I learned before my youngest daughter, Trisha, started kindergarten.
I've come to that realization as I lay naked and ...
No other editions available.
Jump to
Introduction
Murder. Suspense. Romance. And some handy Household tips.
IN BOOK 1 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
All I really needed to know about being a freelance assassin I learned before my youngest daughter, Trisha, started kindergarten.
I've come to that realization as I lay naked and handcuffed to the bed of my target du jour, a sleazebag by the name of Yuri Petrovich. Yuri has just downed a couple of Viagra with the last of his Starbucks venti-sized nonfat decaf caramel macchiato. This is to ensure us both that his attempt to mount me will have all the gusto of a broncobuster breaking in the wildest filly in the corral before heading on into the sunset. (In truth, we are in a hillside suite at the Chateau Marmont. But considering Yuri's attitude toward women, the cowboyspeak sums things up quite nicely.)
Believe it or not, everything is going just as I planned, and right on schedule...
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK...
Every housewife needs an alias. Donna Stone has one--and it happens to be government-sanctioned. But terrorism makes strange bedfellows--and brings new meaning to that old adage "Honey, I'm home..."
"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" --Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." --Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire. Go pick it up now!" --Cat's Thoughts
For more on Josie Brown's books, go to her website: JosieBrown.com
"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" --Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." --Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire. Go pick it up now!" --Cat's Thoughts
For more on Josie Brown's books, go to her website: JosieBrown.com
REVIEWS FOR BOOKS BY JOSIE BROWN'S BOOKS
"Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family... Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." - Publishers Weekly
"The writing is laced with venomous humor..." --The Wall Street Journal
"A fine piece of literary work." --New York Post, Page Six
"If you like Desperate Housewives, then you'll fly through this gossipy novel full of Wisteria Lane-esque characters living in a suburban jungle. Brown entertains up to the satisfying ending." --Examiner.com
"A funny, engaging, and often bittersweet tale..." --Cincinnati Public Library Spotlight Feature
PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex and scandal of a tabloid cover story. Truly entertaining reading." --Jackie Collins
"This book hits all the right notes...I now want a week at the beach to read them all...I'm completely smitten." --Barbara Vey
"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" --Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." --Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire. Go pick it up now!" --Cat's Thoughts
For more on Josie Brown's books, go to her website: JosieBrown.com
PRAISE FOR JOSIE BROWN'S BOOKS
"Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family... Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." --Publishers Weekly
"The writing is laced with venomous humor..." --The Wall Street Journal
"A fine piece of literary work." --New York Post, Page Six
"If you like Desperate Housewives, then you'll fly through this gossipy novel full of Wisteria Lane-esque characters living in a suburban jungle. Brown entertains up to the satisfying ending." --Examiner.com
"A funny, engaging, and often bittersweet tale..." --Cincinnati Public Library Spotlight Feature
PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex and scandal of a tabloid cover story. Truly entertaining reading." --Jackie Collins
"This book hits all the right notes...I now want a week at the beach to read them all...I'm completely smitten." --Barbara Vey
"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" --Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." --Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire. Go pick it up now!" --Cat's Thoughts
For more on Josie Brown's books, go to her website: JosieBrown.com
Discussion Questions
No discussion questions at this time.Book Club Recommendations
Recommended to book clubs by 0 of 0 members.
MEMBER LOGIN
BECOME A MEMBER it's free
Book Club HQ to over 90,000+ book clubs and ready to welcome yours.
SEARCH OUR READING GUIDES
Search
FEATURED EVENTS
PAST AUTHOR CHATS
JOIN OUR MAILING LIST
Get free weekly updates on top club picks, book giveaways, author events and more
Get free weekly updates on top club picks, book giveaways, author events and more
Please wait...
