Do you like poorly-written books with nonsensical plot lines, average-to-laughable sex scenes, stereotypical and unrealistic characters, and grammatical errors?! Well, this is the book for you!! Seriously, I had more fun at book club sharing essays making fun of this moronic book than actually reading the thing. I can't even believe this thing was published....and I've read the entire run of V.C. Andrews. Hopefully, the supposed movie will flop and it will fade back into pop culture obscurity.

Oh, and as for that essay: http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/50-worst-synonyms-in-fifty-shades-of-grey.html